Bad Blogger, Bad!

I just read my last post... I guess I didn't do very well on trying to post more often!

I have a new job which is good.

Fur babies are doing good.

I'm having anxiety issues which is bad.

I think about dying a lot. Which I think means I have to much time on my hands.

I've been sick with what everyone thinks was the flu and I'm still exhausted from it. I just want to sleep for about 10 days.

I think that is part of my problem, I'm not busy at work, I've been sick, I'm not doing much at home, so I think.

Bad bad bad...

So I'm on a mission to find a new hobby like;

1. Crocheting - I'm teaching myself and I made a square.  Go me!
2. Painting - so far I've only done pinots pallet - you know drinking and painting.
3. I've been looking up law schools, really not into going back to school for 5 or more years part time. So I may just audit classes that interest me.
4. Pottery?

I am open to suggestions.  I love to craft but have yet to finish anything major. And if I did anything I've worked on is no longer to my taste.  

Yes, it takes me that long to finish anything.

I'm also trying to exercise more. Can't think when you can't breathe.

I dream of winning the lottery. A big life altering lottery.  Cause I just want it handed to me.  I'm like that.

I also dream of:

1. Being chased down by Mormons (WTF?!) I have no idea where that came from.
2. My husband dying, after which my sister comes to live with me in a huge mansion that's falling down around us. So we are trying to prop the walls up to keep out... You guessed it!  Wolves!
3. A big basket ball player grabbing me when I walk in to a room which reminds me of a classroom, there's a party and he dunks me. Like basketball. In a net.

I'm a little crazy. What can I say?

My Life...it's CRAZY!

O.K.  I just realized that it's been 2 months since I posted anything.

Well to catch you up...

1.  I'm doing volunteer work delivering pet food to those that are ill or elderly so they can keep their pets.  I never thought about how one would keep their companion animal if something catastrophic happened. It would kill me to have something horrible happen and on top of it I had to lose my furbabies.

Gut wrenching doesn't even cover it.

So if you want to give or volunteer the Pet Patrol's website here in Houston is http://www.thepetpatrol.org/

Worthwhile organization.

2.  Volunteering at K9 Angels - I'm walking dogs who are awaiting adoption.

3.  I was touched inappropriately by a masseuse... Yes, I accidentally went to one of "those" massage parlors.  It was traumatic.  Although, it was also freakin funny as hell too!

I mean really, only I would end up, clueless, in one of those places.  Not figuring it out when they asked for cash up front, including tip, when the woman didn't really know how to do a massage, not understanding what she was asking the 4 or 5 times she asked if I needed "special attention".

No, I didn't figure it out until she "touched" me.

SURPRISE!!!

4. We went to Miami and the Keys for vacation.

Fun.

5.  Katie is no longer on Prozac.

6.  The girls are cute and growing.

7. We got new brick steps because the girls were hard on the wood ones.

8.  We got roped into judging a Memorial Day chili cook-off.

It was fun.

9. And this past weekend we saw....

KHAAAAANNNNNN!

At the alamo draft house


And that about wraps it up.  I'm going to try not to let 2 more months go by without posting.

Ciao~

Three Things...

Well I had goals for when I got home from work today.

1.  Fix dinner at home instead of eating out.

• Check - I made an egg and bacon sandwich

2.  Blog

• Check - doing that now...

3.  Do 10 squats

• Haven't done that yet but plan to before bed.  

And let me tell you why the squats.  I'm getting old.

When I walk down the stairs my knee feels weak.

So I decided to do squats.  That should help - along with losing about 40lbs.  

I don't like this getting old shit.

It SUCKS!

It's not easy to maintain your weight - use to be but isn't now.

Things start sagging and falling apart.

Your hair turns grey - and not just the hair on your head.

MY FREAKIN EYEBROWS ARE GOING GREY!

WTF?!

AANNNDDD....

I tired of working - I'm just not interested anymore.

It use to be an adventure and exciting.

You get out of high school you go to college.

That's exciting because WOW you're an adult.  You learn how to pay your bills, pay for school, food etc on your own (at least I had to). AND no one is telling you what to do.

AWESOME!

Then you get your first job - Double wow!  Your making more money than you did during college.  Not much more - but it seems like so much more because you don't have to figure out how to pay for school and your apartment, and food, and gas, and the car note - you get the idea.

And you also don't need to worry how your going to get enough sleep while working full time, going to school full time, and studying.  So it's like you have all this extra time, it's exhilarating and energizing.  

Then come the promotions.  Yay!  More money.  Then you buy a house (condo for me), a new car, appliances (how exciting a washer and dryer), start saving for retirement.

Then you get married.

Travel the world. 

Then 15 years pass and now, now I'm older and I know there is way more to life than work.

So now I really can't be bothered.  

I know I have to be bothered in order to pay for my house, my dogs, food, clothes etc...

But all I really want to do is travel - in style no less - you know take a private flight with the dogs to Europe, five star hotels, villas, pdiddy man servants....

And when I'm home I want to do volunteer work, dink around the house, take my furbabies to the park, hang with my husband.

I do NOT want to go to work and interact with stupid people and deal with crap bureaucratic BS.

I am not a diplomat.  Have no desire to be one.

I'm to straight forward.  If X then Y.  I don't see D and E...

Unfortunately, I haven't won the lottery.  So I have to try to see D and E.

It sucks.  

But they make it worth it!

Gracie Playing...

Katie with her woobie...

Gracie looking cute...

And my love...

Benefits Make up and Sephora

I like Benefits make up because of the packaging.

And I like Sephora because it comes to my door...I feel prity!  Oh so prity!

And I like kitchy sayings.

So true!  I can be crazy town and my friends still love me!

Cha cha cha!

A Shopper's Prayer

My husband and I went to Jenni's noodle house for lunch.

She had this prayer by the menus.

Just in case you can't see it...

Armani

Which art in Neiman's

Hallowed be thy shoes

Thy Prada come

Thy shopping done

On Rodeo

As it is in Paris

Give us this day our Visa Black

And forgive us our balance

As we forgive those who charge us interest

Led us not into Penney's

And deliver us from Sears

For thine is the Chanel, the Gaultier

And the Versace

For Dolce and Gabbana

Amex

This makes me smile every single time I read it.

It's the weekend!

I'm so glad it's the weekend.

I can't even tell you.

We had dinner and drinks tonight.

Yum.

So I'm a bit tipsy.

LIG!

(Life is good)

Really good!

Random Google

Sister Mary had a post.

http://insideoutandbackwards.wordpress.com/2011/07/13/wordless-wednesday-random-image-search/

It was primarily photos - some weird, some creepy, so I asked where she got them.

She told me.

Google / Random Images

So I too Googled.

And I received a completely different set of photos.

I'm kinda disappointed in what I got...

No Bert.

No meat baby.

No drawing of a butcher.

Nothing but these vaguely scientific photos.

Albert?  This came up in a Random search?!

I can kinda understand Chuck coming up - because he is, well, Random...not scientific, but random.

This looks like some weird ink blot test for evaluating someone's mental stability.

I call this one Alien Baby, Frozen.

Some kind of math, science problem.

Rat maze.

 Weird topographical map with random eyeballs.

Kinky sexual position - not scientific but interesting.

I'm so disappointed...where's my creepy Bert?!  Where's my freekie Ernie?

Where is MY meat baby?!