My husband and I went to Jenni's noodle house for lunch.
She had this prayer by the menus.
Just in case you can't see it...
Which art in Neiman's
Hallowed be thy shoes
Thy Prada come
Thy shopping done
As it is in Paris
Give us this day our Visa Black
And forgive us our balance
As we forgive those who charge us interest
Led us not into Penney's
And deliver us from Sears
For thine is the Chanel, the Gaultier
And the Versace
For Dolce and Gabbana
This makes me smile every single time I read it.